Some Dare Call Them Ood or How Young Mind Flayer's Party

 

Some Dare Call Them Ood or How Young Mind Flayer's Party

Illitchzcratch, Illetchesketch, Illkibibble, Illconsidered and their dates play spin the disembodied brain during a solstice retreat on the shores of the Sundless Sea in the underoerth. Later they will partake of svirfneblin cooked on sticks over a fire and attempt to infiltrate each other's nightmares by telling scary stories while holding lightstones beneath their chins.

The Temple of Elemental Evil Wants You!

The Temple of Elemental Evil Wants You!

Tired of growing cabbages? Does waiting on an endless line of drunks and faceless travelers leave you unfulfilled? Are you weary of shoeing horses or cleaning stables?

Try us here at the Temple of Elemental Evil!

Do to a recent inadvertent downsizing the Temple, or ToEE as our happy workers like to call it, is now recruiting for all levels of employment from neophyte to high priest. Come join us in our quest to release the dark powers upon the Oerth. Competitive benefits, Vacation travelling to the Elemental Nodes, Free robes and Healing performed on premises.

Applicants please contact:

Lareth the Beautiful

Lower Level

Old Ruined Moathouse

Swamp outside of Hommlet, Verbobonc, O4-98