Magic Item - Magic Mouth Insult Generator

Magic Mouth Insult Generator

A Note On Magic Mouths

The earliest examples of Magic Mouths in the Flanaess are found in the ruins of the early dwarven kingdoms. 

Unfortunately many have become slightly deranged during their years of solitude and have developed a bit of a pugnacious attitude and something of a Scottish accent.

After their initial attempt to follow their original instructions as to what to shout at intruders they simply give up and now shout insults at anyone who passes them by,

Here are some of what they may shout and an insult generator.

1). Run Away, ye Pansys!

2). An where dae ye think you're goin'?

3). Back to ye own country!

4). Suck mae wally!

5). Freedom! Freedom!

6). Up yers, ye coot.

7). Ye bloustie ol'callyack

8). Ach, stick it up yer trakkans

9). Stitch this, jimmy!

10). Ere's a kiss for ye, ya off-lookin minger

Insult generator:

Most of their insults begin with Ye or Thee, then roll 1d100 three times.

1-2). bampot

3-4). bassa

5-6). bauchle

7-8). bawheid

9-10). boggin

11-12). bowfin

13-14). clag-tail

15-16). clapped-in

17-18). clatty

19-20). cuddie

21-22). diddy

23-24). doaty

25-26). dobber

27-28). doolie

29-30). doowally

31-32). eejit

33-34). feartie

35-36). ginky

37-38). glaikit

39-40). gomeril

41-42). gommy

43-44). hackit

45-46). haggis

47-48). heidbanger

49-50). hing-oot

51-52). honkin

53-54). jessie

55-56). keech

57-58). lavvy-heid

59-60). maddy

61-62). midden

63-64). midgie-raker

65-66). minger

67-68). numpty

69-70). nyaff

71-72). oof-lookin

73-74). plookie

75-76). puggled

77-78). scabby

79-80). scadge

81-82). scaffbag

83-84). scunner

85-86). shaan gadgie

87-88). skelly

89-90). soapdogger

91-92). tosser

93-94). tumshie

95-96). wally

97-98). wally, wally

99-100). Reuse previously rolled word or double use next word if first roll.